... a discussion in the car about family turns into ....
Lucy: Daddy is Uncle Tim a girl or a boy?
Ric: A boy
Lucy: Does Uncle Tim have a big bottom or a little bottom? <Tiny bit of explanation here - the root of the question is a conversation her and I had about her using the child toilet seat that is built into the lid of our toilet. She didn't want to use it because it was for "babies" and I had to convince her that it wasn't for babies just people with little bottoms like her because everyone has different sizes. I know the things we say to our kids is unimaginable before you are parents. Now why she thought of that question a month later in relation to Uncle Tim I have no idea.>
Ric: uhhh, a big bottom I guess <he wasn't there for the above mentioned conversation>
Lucy: Daddy does God have a big bottom?
Ric: mmm, I don't know Lucy
Lucy: I guess we should go up to heaven and check his pants.
Ric: .... no response because he was trying very hard not to laugh so hard he would crashed the car
You gotta love kids!!!
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